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 | Columns Everybody has an opinion about the world in which we live, but how many of us are driven to shout about them every week in a column? Find out the names of those people... | |
| | | | | |  Dupenews: Boris begged brother of neighbour not to quit walking the dog by Theodore K. Nasos
Boris Johnson pleaded with his Remainer neighbour's bother for minutes over the phone not to quit walking his Brexit fiancee's dog, it has been claimed. | | | |  The Sculptor by David Sparenberg
The old sculptor looks at his watch. His watch has become his mirror. Every morning upon awakening and every night before sleep, he prays. It is always the same prayer, prayed in the same words to Time. | | | |  Dupenews: Jacob Rees-Mogg snores the parliament by Theodore K. Nasos
British Tory MPs have criticised Jacob Rees-Mogg for loudly snoring and drooling from the front bench during a historic Brexit debate. | |
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| | |  He's Pissing It All Away ! by Leah Sellers
"Oo-wee! Jimbo, what are you sprayin' all over the crop of Soybeans, Boy-oh?" Jimbo's Father yelled as he approached the large turbine his son had just stopped in the middle of a large field of Soybean Stalks... | | | |  Manish's Zodiac Signs Predictions for September 2019 by Manish Kumar Arora
Manish's Zodiac Signs Predictions for August 2019 | | | |  Smoking and pudding by Katerina Charisi
I don't believe she asked me to go out for smoke. She forgot when she used to smoke those horrible vanilla cigarillos and my kids where still toddlers in that underground apartment and she made us suffer from asphyxia. | | | |  Dupenews: Trump's space-force to nuke hurricanes & forest fires by Theodore K. Nasos
President Trump has announced that the newly formed space-force will fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes and forest fires. First we nuke Costa Rica and then we nuke the Amazon, his latest motto. | | | |  Tears collection by Theodore K. Nasos
Very few people know that the honourable Sir John Q. Flatfoot is a collector. Very few also know that Sir John hates carrots and that after 16 years been his loyal trustee I hate carrots as well. Of course not all the time. | | | |  What if we didn't have to obey the rules by Katerina Charisi
Rule: an accepted principle or instruction that states the way things are or should be done, and tells you what you are allowed or are not allowed to do. | | | |  Israel's Burning Cross by Leah Sellers
"Burn that Cross, Boys! Burn it! Douse that can of gas-o-line all over it! And light 'er up!" "Can you Feel the Glory of God pulsing' through your veins, Boys?! Can ya'?!" | | | | next | | |
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