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Werf Werf
by Jan Sand
2021-12-01 08:32:57
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Now, master Frankenstein, most senior and benign,
Had assembled many creatures
With both plain and fancy features,
Some with wings, some with tentacles or claws,
Furs or feathers, beaks or paws
And all the other possibilities of design.
ome00001_400But aged and retired, alone and unadmired,
Except for Werf, his old dog,
Also old, in mental fog,
Who merely dreamt of hunting rabbits.
No longer capable of habits
Of leaping after prey   too weak and much tired.
The master looked with pity and with love
Upon the ancient ailing hound.
“By God,” he cried, “I’ve found
It possible to bestow new life
With skills of healing and my knife.
Why not give mother nature one more shove?”
So, with energy and love inspired
He sorted through his organ stores  
Kidneys, eyeballs, muscles, bones   he ignores
The doggy stuff, for his dream has joy.
He will create Werf as a boy!
Werf will be the son he never sired.
Long hours he assembled all the parts.
With care and seamless integration
Fitted he the nose, the knees in expert preparation.
He carpeted the skull with perfect face
And engineered the body made with grace
By his expertise in surgic arcane arts.
The final act concerned old Werf’s brain.
Deftly then he scooped it from its skull,
Its awareness made, with drugs, completely dull,
And set it neatly into its connection
In culminating wisdom and affection
On the throne where it could start its human reign.
Free of lightning rods upon the roof,
The doctor plugged his boy into a socket
Set the timer switch to clock it
And pushed the button set to make the heart aflutter
While waiting for the sound his boy would utter.
The lungs most gently prompted, “Woof!”
Werf, at first, inclined to doggy mode.
He scampered after cats and gnawed on bones.
But multitudes of bribes of ice cream cones
Gained him an elevated human status
Along with abstract thought that does unflate us
To journey on the more human road.
In short time he mastered the techniques,
That Frankenstein took years to acquire,
With cleverness and overweened desire.
He learned all the doctor’s witchery
To free his master from daily drudgery
To manufacture frogs, monsters and freaks.
But the old man grew weary. He required
Rejuvenation through a unique formation
To continue without consternation.
So Werf repaid his debt in like kind
By a transplant of his master’s mind
Into a form familiar and inspired.
Nowadays Werf has his own canine.
A dog that romps with joy with bones and balls,
Who delights in full life that never palls,
Who sniffs at lamp posts, bushes and trees
And unashamedly, with gusto, pees.
His faithful dog, his love, his Frankenstein.

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