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“The Duke of York cannot hide behind Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and their infamous Megxit and must respond to sexual abuse allegations filed in a US court”, sources from the Duke of Sussex doghouse said. “Prince Andrew should allow a jury to decide what happened”.

Suits from the well known TV series Mrs Meghan Harry used to paralegal, have filed a civil case in New York alleging Prince Andrew sexually assaulted a 17 year-old girl. The Prince has consistently denied the claims spending time with mummy’s horses.

A spokeswoman for the Prince said there was no comment regarding the Suits in any case, adding that Harry and Megan should be blamed for the Prince’s legal problems. “If she had played in ‘Bold and Beautiful’ or even ‘Dallas’, things would have been so different.

Yesterday, Prince Andrew refuge to answer questions and limited himself into practising crying for his next BBC interview.