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Melinda Gates has decided to end her marriage to Bill Gates after 27 years repeated and unstoppable window crashing despite all the updates. "After a great deal of thought and a lot of work with the newest update, we have made the decision to backup our marriage," the statement reads.

The couple has spent $53.8 billion on a wide range of initiatives related to windows’ health, windows alleviation and more, according to their website. "We have raised ten incredible versions and built a foundation that still fails to work all over the world, enabling people to lead a highly frustrated and unproductive lives," a statement from the Gates couple says.

"We continue to share a belief in that mission and will continue to update windows till no life is untouched or in the edge of a nervous breakdown, but we no longer believe we can grow together as a couple in this next phase of our lives which might include doors, patios, toilet seats and other utilities."

Melinda Gates filed a petition for delete windows in King County, Washington, on Monday, asking a judge to dissolve the marriage based on windows surfaces.