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Former President Donald Trump took a thinly veiled shot in support of a well known Trumpist capricious Florida Republican congressman saying that the key to good family values is to grab them by the Gaetz.

The longtime teetotaler and husband of three trophy wives father took the apparent swipe at congressman Matt Gaetz — who has increasingly politically isolated amid a spiralling scandal over a federal sex-trafficking investigation — during a Thursday interview with Real America’s Voice anchor Gina Loudon.

“You have to talk to him, you have to be with him, you have to be him” Trump told Loudon. “A lot people at a certain level, they have success, or they don’t have much time, whether it’s success or not success frankly but the truth is that if you don’t, grab them by the Gaetz you are not a real Trumpist”.