Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

The final week of Donald Trump's presidency ended with a nation in sock and MAGA having something to celebrate at last. President Donald Trump managed something no other president in USA history, especially no Democrat president, has managed. He was impeached twice!

“I told you I will do fantastic things, like no other president has done before,” screamed the president to his mirror in lack of his twitter account. “You, Donny superstar,” chanted in a medieval beat the crowd of three aides left behind from the other running away.

“Not once, twice!” The White House press secretary pointed to the journalists pointing, “who knows how jealous Nixon will be …down there!”

Roger Stone refused to comment.