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 Dupenews: Did coronavirus break Cummings rules? Dupenews: Did coronavirus break Cummings rules?
by Theodore K. Nasos
2020-05-28 09:03:02
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Without any further comment, the office of the British Prime Minister Boris Johnson resisted to answer if coronavirus broke Cummings rules and moved to the opening pubs and restaurants.

Dominic Cummings, who masterminded the 2016 campaign to leave the European Union during the Brexit referendum also masterminded the 2020 campaign to limit coronavirus access to Tory voters. His campaign failed with the PM, putting doubts to Boris Johnson commitment to Tory ideals.

"I behaved responsibly and I tried legally try to restrict coronavirus but as you saw there is no way to control random impulses to see daddy. “Cummings said on Monday. “creating new questions such: who is coronavirus mummy?”

Ministers voiced their full support for the senior adviser with Minister Douglas Ross the minister to reign from the government.

 


    
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