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Dupenews: UK coronavirus definitely blue Dupenews: UK coronavirus definitely blue
by Theodore K. Nasos
2020-03-15 11:17:16
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Leave voter and toilet-paper consumer, Suzy Bex from Oxfordshire has made public her demand from now on all iconographical representations of the coronavirus progress globally to show UK coronavirus in blue.

Ms Suzy Bex, a long time supporter of Carrie Symonds in her role as the national girlfriend, also insisted that part of the 350 billion Boris will not give to EU to go to graphic designers so they can change the colour of the virus in all televised or internet transmitted pictures of the virus.

“Let’s take our virus back,” Ms Bex shouted while avoiding shaking hands with a barmaid in her local in Oxfordshire.

The government is thinking seriously about it with Mr Rishi Sunak, the new Chancellor of the Exchequer smiling mysteriously idiotically, been his usual self.

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