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Dupenews: Sit on mummy's chair, babe! Dupenews: Sit on mummy's chair, babe!
by Theodore K. Nasos
2020-03-05 09:40:46
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

It emerge that another woman has claimed that Prince Andrew allowed her to sit on the Queen's throne at Buckingham Palace. According to the claim Prince Andrew often used Queen Elizabeth’s chair as a babe-trap, not always successfully thoug but using the phrase: "sit on mummy's chair, babe!"

He was doing so after inviting them to dinner in his private one-bedroom apartment quarters. However this move was for some a deal-breaker.

“Who the hell he thought he was,” one of them said, “I like getting paid first, not after.” After saying that to him she claims that he had to change plans and took her first to the balcony, inviting her to wave to imaginary crowds.

There is no certain information if he also led her the Royal Crown but she was allowed to tattoo on her right chick “by appointment to his royal deviant, Duke of York”.

Following these claims and events, Queen Elizabeth decided to change her ...chair:

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