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Dupenews: Boris has never lied while asleep but he snores Dupenews: Boris has never lied while asleep but he snores
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-12-03 09:11:52
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Boris Johnson has publicly claimed that he has never told a lie while asleep and during his political career. He did so while his nose was getting bigger and bigger live on television.

Appearing on ITV, the prime minister was asked whether he could look the presenter “in the eye” and say he had never lied in his career – spanning back to 2001 when he was first elected as an MP.

“Absolutely not, absolutely not,” Mr Johnson replied. “I have never tried to deceive the public while asleep and I’ve always tried to be absolutely frank with my snoring issues.”

Pressed again, he continued: “I may have got things wrong, I may have been mistaken, but I’ve never tried to deceive people about the way I dream things while asleep.”

Mr Johnson later added: “I am not going to pretend that in my political career I have not said or done things that have caused offence. I’ve made mistakes, I’ve certainly made mistakes. But I was also asleep."

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