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Dupenews: Trump asks dirt for the Norwegian Nobel Committee Dupenews: Trump asks dirt for the Norwegian Nobel Committee
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-10-13 09:44:41
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

A newly released memorandum from the White House shows Trump discussed Norwegian Nobel Committee demanding names and dirt in his conversation with the Ukrainian, the Romanian and the Ethiopian presidents.

Trump specifically asked the Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy and the Romanian president Klaus Johannis, to launch an investigation and demanded from the Ethiopian president Sahle-Work Zewde to dig some special dirt on the 2019 winner of the Peace Nobel Prize, Abiy Ahmed.

Donald Trump specifically said to the Ethiopian president, “he is your neighbour, check the window, look what he’s drinking, how he sleeps. Give me dirt!”

Mr Trump is also sure that the Norwegian Nobel Committee is ringed by Joe Biden and his son Hunter who travelled through Oslo, Norway once. As a proof the president brought some prints his lawyer Mr Giuliani had print from a conversation in an online political forum called “don’t believe Giuliani”.

A stuffer from the White House said: “the president deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, see what he did with the Kurds.”

 

 


   
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