Ovi -
we cover every issue
Visit Ovi bookshop - Free eBooks  
Ovi Bookshop - Free Ebook
Join Ovi in Facebook
Ovi Language
Murray Hunter: Essential Oils: Art, Agriculture, Science, Industry and Entrepreneurship
The Breast Cancer Site
Tony Zuvela - Cartoons, Illustrations
International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement
BBC News :   - 
iBite :   - 
Dupenews: May plead Easter Bunny to postpone Easter Dupenews: May plead Easter Bunny to postpone Easter
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-03-23 10:14:38
Print - Comment - Send to a Friend - More from this Author
DeliciousRedditFacebookDigg! StumbleUpon

Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

In an extraordinary move but not surprising one in the era of Brexit, Prime Minister Theresa May pleads Easter Bunny to postpone Easter and if possible cancel Easter egg hunting.

Theresa May's off to Easter Island on Friday morning to try to persuade the Easter Bunny to allow Easter to be delayed until 30 June. She also wanted to cancel Easter-Egg hunting using white supremacists threats as a reasoning but the Easter Bunny has already warned her that Easter-Egg hunting cancelation is out of question and she has better not rise the issue.

Easter Bunny also said that postponing Easter is like postponing Brexit and like in Brexit cancelation of Easter will most likely send everybody to hell.




Print - Comment - Send to a Friend - More from this Author

Get it off your chest
 (comments policy)

© Copyright CHAMELEON PROJECT Tmi 2005-2008  -  Sitemap  -  Add to favourites  -  Link to Ovi
Privacy Policy  -  Contact  -  RSS Feeds  -  Search  -  Submissions  -  Subscribe  -  About Ovi