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Dupenews: May unites Brexiteers and Remainers Dupenews: May unites Brexiteers and Remainers
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-01-17 10:50:51
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Theresa May will probably strangle to remain in Dawning Street for long but for now she managed a colossal miracle from British politics; she managed to unite every side in the UK political spectrum. Brexiteers and Remainers united hate her.

"I do not take this responsibility lightly and my government will continue its work to increase the unity we just achieved.” She said.

This week's developments have left May in control of absolutely nothing. Questions have risen about her control over Philip May but there is no confirmation from Dawning Street.

Now she has three days to come up with an alternative Brexit approach that British lawmakers can agree on. Rumours that she’s going change the cover page of her proposal from blue to red are just rumours according to Press Secretary Paul Harrison.



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