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Dupenews: May promises to Remain Brexit!
by Theodore K. Nasos
2018-11-24 08:20:03
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

While on a phone-in interview with listener, the British PM Theresa May said to caller that there would be just "more division and uncertainty" if Parliament voted against the agreement next month while promising to Remain Brexit.

Her emphasized “remain Brexit” caused a certain outcry from listeners chatting in a typical MAGA rhythm: “shut her up” driving the presenter out of the studio to finish his chocolate cookie.

Mrs May continued explaining that a summit of EU leaders to sign off the deal will go ahead on Sunday despite "unresolved" issues over Gibraltar, Ireland, immigration, security, taxes, customs and Scottish Whisky. The press accused Mrs May that her reference to the Scottish whisky was misleading from the real issues.

Mrs May also didn’t clarify is that id the British citizens will have to cue in the 26 EU member states passport controls with the third world countries or there will be some kind of a different agreement that will allow British citizens not to cue on their return from EU.

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