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Dupenews: Queen Melaniasbeth I of USA will design her own crown jewels
by Theodore K. Nasos
2018-11-16 08:29:12
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

In a statement from the First lady’s office it was announced, first: that she demands any official statements or references to her to be under the name: HM Queen Melaniabeth I of USA.

Second, that leaks in the press that she demanded the British crown jewels is absolutely fake news. HM Queen Melaniabeth I of USA is going to design her own crown jewels from MAGA gold and diamonds.

It became also know from an insider that HM Queen Melaniabeth I of USA, will also make copies from her crown jewels that common people and rich donors can find in e-Bay.

In a case she will not be obeyed she warned that she’s going to demand the resignation of the congress and the House of Representatives. At the moment she’s satisfied with the firing of the Deputy National Security Adviser Mira Ricardel as a warning for what is to come!

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