Asa Butcher

A 30ish Englishman who resides in Helsinki with his Finnish wife and two young daughters. Hates tea, banana and panpipes, enjoys a guilty obsession with DVDs and his sense of humour has caused him many problems.


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	Around the World in Eighty Days: A review by Asa Butcher
	Cinema's Calorie Cuisine by Asa Butcher "Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food. My argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous. Besides, I haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time."- Steven Wright
	70 years of Disney's Pinocchio by Asa Butcher

	Number 5000 by Asa Butcher Once again, here we are at another Ovi milestone, although the celebration is four months late! I don't why the posting of article number 5,000 passed me by but these mistakes happen and I offer my grovelling apologies to anybody that has b
	The 2010 Academy Awards Nominations by Asa Butcher
	2009: One of the worst for air travel by Asa Butcher When I read on the BBC website that airlines had suffered their 'worst year' in 2009, my mind immediately thought of all the disasters and strikes the industry had faced, but upon further reading this wasn't the point they had been
	Forget Disney's hyphenless Pooh by Asa Butcher There is only one way I want to start this review celebrating Winnie-the-Pooh and that is to accuse Disney of ripping the soul out of this lovable octogenarian teddy bear and profiteering from his famous gang of frie
	Gimme 5! by Asa Butcher Here we are again celebrating the passing of yet another year in the life of Ovi Magazine; five to be exact. As always, there is only one question
	Pandora's Box Office Hit by Asa Butcher Earlier today I visited an alien planet. I was fully immersed in the vibrant colours and spectacle of its flora and overwhelmed by the peculiarity
	Ovi's Event/Person of the Year: Preview by Asa Butcher Settle down, settle down, I know it has been a while since my name last appeared on Ovi's front page, but the prodigal son has now returned so enjoy it while it lasts! Last night I was laying in bed aching all over from some variant strain
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