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by Asa Butcher
2008-10-26 08:48:49 |
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Eight firefighters have been called in to help find an escaped hamster in East Lothian. Two crews used a chocolate-covered camera and a vacuum cleaner to try and locate missing Fudgie at six-year-old Zoe Appleby's home in Dunbar.
Sweet, but a) is it news? b) isn't it a waste of time and resources? c) it's a rodent!
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A naked man found wedged in the chimney of a supermarket in Wigan has been arrested on suspicion of burglary.
It sounds like Santa had one too many sherries.
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US Republican presidential candidate John McCain has accused his rival, Barack Obama, of supporting both teams playing in the baseball World Series.
McCain's next battle: My dad's bigger than your dad!
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French President Nicolas Sarkozy has threatened to sue a publishing company if it does not withdraw from shops a "voodoo doll" in his image.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but pins in my groin is just plain wrong.
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The Smurfs celebrate their 50th birthday this week with a feature-length movie and new television series in the making.
Remember the playground joke: What is Blu-tac? Smurf poo!
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A temporary error with the UK's iTunes Music Store has caused some inoffensive song titles to be censored. Tracks affected include Hot by Avril Lavigne, which is displayed as H*t, while The Cheeky Girls' biggest hit has become Cheeky Song (Touch My B*m).
I don't understand, what's wrong with the word 'bam'?
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Scientists in the US say they have developed the ability to selectively wipe out uncomfortable memories.
Americans are lining up to have the last eight years wiped.
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Tick tock! Tick tock! Tick tock!
Don't forget that clocks turned back one hour earlier this morning.
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Wow! An extra hour to read the one and only Ovi magazine…
You are so lucky!
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