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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-08-23 09:49:32
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Russia has told NATO it is halting all military co-operation, the bloc says, as the crisis over Georgia deepens.

The …’cool’ war begins!!!

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Russia needs co-operation with NATO no more than NATO needs Russia

Only through a co-operation you can succeed a good …cold war!!!

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Moscow is ready to sell new weapons to Syria, Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov has said.

And as usual we export the cold war in the Middle East!!!

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Mr. Lavrov said any sales of weapons of "a defensive character" would not change the strategic balance in the Middle East, without elaborating.

It's just like the peaceful nuclear bomb Iran wants!!!

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"I want to voice support for Russia over the situation around Abkhazia and South Ossetia... We understand the essence of the Russian position and consider its military reaction a response to provocation by the Georgian side," Mr. Assad said according to the Russian news agency Itar-Tass.

Right, what else?

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Iraq's foreign minister has said Iraq and the US are "very close" to a deal on the future of US forces in Iraq.

How close? A century close?

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Really, we are very, very close to closing this agreement and as we said from the beginning, there is no hidden agenda here.

Fine, there is no hidden agenda here but what about …there?

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Microsoft is planning a "privacy mode" for the next release of its Internet Explorer (IE) web browser. By clicking a button, users of IE8 will be able to limit how much information is recorded about where they go online and what they do.

Does that mean that after that only Bill Gates will be able to read our mails?

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Israel has agreed to change the route of the controversial barrier it is building in and around the West Bank. The deal will leave Palestinians more land near the largest Israeli settlement, Maale Adumim.

Counting in …millimeters?

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Ramzi, who used to compete for his native Morocco, claimed Bahrain's first Olympic gold medal.

He was doped with …oil!!!

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Authorities in Iran have denied that singer Chris de Burgh is to play a live concert in Tehran, according to an Iranian news agency. It had been reported in December that the Irish singer would perform with Iranian pop group Arian.

Obviously the cleric dictators are afraid of …love songs!!!

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There are no plans to make the latest James Bond novel, Devil May Care, into a movie, 007 filmmakers have said.

They just made the …first and they are already thinking for the …last?

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And remember there is only one Ovi, the original the one you read...

The rest is just bullying connected bull-shitters!!!

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Ovi magazine definitely …brings people together!!!


  
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