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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-08-16 09:29:40
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In angry comments at a news briefing in Tbilisi, President Mikhail Saakashvili said his country would never accept the loss of any of its territory.

What about the loss of …dignity?

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Mr. Saakashvili denounced the Russian invasion, referring to its forces as "cold-blooded killers" and "barbarians" - he said that Georgia was now "looking evil directly in the eye".

He should stop looking at the mirror … South Ossetia people would say!!!

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President George W Bush has accused Russia of "bullying and intimidation"

Man suddenly Iraq, Iran, Syria, Libya look very far away!!!

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Bullying is the act of intentionally causing harm to others, through verbal harassment, physical assault, or other more subtle methods of coercion such as manipulation. Bullying can be defined in many different ways. Although the UK currently has no legal definition of bullying, some US states have laws against it. Bullying is usually done to coerce others by fear or threat.

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Mr. Medvedev said he did not want to damage relations with other countries but that Russia had to fulfill its peacekeeping mandate and that it would respond in the same way to any future attack on its troops or citizens.

Why do I have the feeling that I have heard the same excuses before? Iraq?

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Rashid Qureshi said Mr. Musharraf - who is under the threat of impeachment - would not resign or seek immunity.

This is special ‘bullying’ iBite and all the bulls are here …their bullshit also!!!

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Botswana says its President Seretse Khama Ian Khama will boycott a summit of regional leaders because Zimbabwean leader Robert Mugabe has been invited.

And all the bullies and the bull-shitters are …here!!!

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"I call on the government of Zimbabwe to fully respect humanitarian principles and the impartiality and neutrality of voluntary and non-governmental organizations, allowing them to operate freely and with unrestricted access to those in need," Mr. Ban said in a statement.

Ban Ki Moon woke up!!!

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Poland will host the missiles as part of a defense shield the US says it needs against "rogue states" like Iran.

I wish they were bull-shitting but they are …serious!!!

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The deployment of new anti-missile forces has as its aim the Russian Federation

And when we are going to rebuild the …Berlin wall?

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A senior Olympics official in China has defended the decision to replace a girl in last Friday's opening ceremony with another deemed to look more suitable.

And the bull-shit gold medal goes to …China!!!

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An Ohio man with a hatred of paper money slapped down $8,000 in coins at a car dealership to buy a Chevrolet pick-up - then paid the rest by cheque.

No comment here!!!

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And remember there is only one Ovi, the original the one you read….

The rest is just bullying connected bull-shitters!!!


    
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Emanuel Paparella2008-08-16 11:18:09
Intriguing metanexus between bullying and bovine excrement. In theory that nexus can be defined as "the poetics of defecation" as adroitely practiced by assorted bullies everywhere.


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