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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-07-02 09:29:57
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A Zimbabwean journalist said militias loyal to monster Mugabe had gone door-to-door in townships outside the capital, Harare, forcing people to vote.

That was the only way to make them vote for Mugabe with the threat of a gun!

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Hillary Clinton has joined Barack Obama at a rally - their first public event since she pulled out of the race to be the Democratic presidential candidate.

At last!

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North Korea has demolished the cooling tower at its Yongbyon nuclear reactor, in a symbol of its commitment to talks on ending its nuclear programme. International television crews were invited to witness the tower being blown up.

Are they sure that it was the …real one?

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Militants in Pakistan have carried out what officials have called a "public execution" of two Afghans before thousands of cheering supporters.

And of course NATO forces were …nowhere around! Makes you wonder!

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The Queen and the Royal Family have cost the taxpayer £40m during the last financial year - up £2m on the previous 12 months, official accounts show.

And they are supposed to be the …richest people in the world!!! How many homeless really are on the streets of London?

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Russia's President Dmitry Medvedev and top EU officials have announced the start of talks on a new strategic partnership agreement.

Let’s hope that they are not planning to sign it in …Warsaw

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The Italian cabinet of PM Silvio Berlusconi has passed a proposal to grant immunity to the highest ranking state officials while in office.

It makes you think how many crimes are we talking about?

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Conservative leader David Cameron has hailed an "excellent result" in the Henley by-election, which saw Labour beaten into fifth place.

Well, I wouldn’t start partying yet!

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Martian soil appears to contain sufficient nutrients to support life - or, at least, asparagus - NASA scientists believe.

So the big question is: Can you live on asparagus salad?

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The French president has irritated female members of parliament by sending them what they say is an ill-judged gift to mark France's EU presidency.

We had Silvio, yet how could we ever miss Nicolas, the Don Juan Duo!!!

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An alleged mobile brothel in the US state of Florida has taken its last ride following a police sting.

Where civilization takes us!

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You might see a copycat Ovi magazine.

Remember that whoever copycats Ovi magazine shows how limited and untalented some parasites can be!

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"We may have started on separate paths ... today our hearts are set on the same destination for America ... to elect Barack Obama as the next president of the United States," Hillary Clinton said.

You call it a path; I call it …battlefields!

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The Microsoft co-founder, who more than anyone else is credited with introducing computers into homes and offices worldwide, clocks off from his final day at the office Friday after 33 years.

Please make him take Windows with him!

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Of course it looks like copycat is a Finnish disease!

Any Ovi that …connects people it just connects …copycats! There is only one Ovi, the one you just read!


   
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Emanuel Paparella2008-07-02 13:48:58
Come to think of it, the Berlusconi law makes sense in its own twisted logic; for indeed power is the biggest crime mitigated only by responsibility and the grabbing and retention of power is a state of being, as Machiavelli has well taught us. If that is so, most head of states should govern from jail.


AP2008-07-02 14:36:12
"We had Silvio, yet how could we ever miss Nicolas, the Don Juan Duo!!!"
Maybe Bruni comes to find out that he has a lover among the female deputies. Or then it was just a low marketing campaign.
Make it a Trio, the portuguese prime-minister got many votes from female voters due to his famous "discreet charm" (that I call arrogance), in spite of the general belief that he's a gay (maybe that's the only reason why his charm towards females is called "discreet"??), something his assessors always tried to hide.
Only Zapatero seems to escape that aura in southern Europe - he substituted the cheap charm with cleverness and lucidity.


Emanuel Paparella2008-07-02 15:23:12
More power to women who offer an authentic alternative... Wait a minute, that too sounds like twisted logic. I suppose it can only be expressed poetically rather than logically. Food for thought. I'll have a Berlusconi pizza.


AP2008-07-02 21:18:46
Goodness... whatever.


Emanuel Paparella2008-07-02 23:58:37
I am wondering now Ms. AP, when you exclaim "goodness" are you appealing to Plato's Good or to Marx's "goods" of the market? If the latter applies, then a Berlusconi pizza, or whatever, may well do.


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