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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-06-23 08:28:49
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Almost every public transport vehicle has a poster of President R G Mugabe - "For total independence & total control".

Mugabe is definitely a freak!


One of Turkey's best known singers, the transsexual Bulent Ersoy, has gone on trial charged with attempting to turn the public against military service.

Turkey practices …travesty justice!


Some suggest that behind closed doors, many Turks share Bulent Ersoy's exasperation.

No comment!!!


President George W Bush has called on Congress to end a 27-year ban on drilling for oil in US coastal waters, to reduce dependence on imports.

Somebody needs to drill his head to find if there is any brain in there!


South African President Thabo Mbeki is in Zimbabwe for talks with Robert Mugabe, amid growing concern over violence ahead of next week's poll.

Who woke him up?


It is time for the leaders of Africa to say to President Mugabe that the people of Zimbabwe deserve a free and fair election.

That was Condoleezza Rice still …sleeping!


Spain and South Africa both "gave the green light" for a failed coup in oil-rich Equatorial Guinea, a British mercenary has told a court in Malabo.

It must be the first time the USA or UK are not blamed for a coup!


Israel has approved a ceasefire to end months of bitter clashes with the Palestinian Islamist movement Hamas in Gaza, Israeli officials have confirmed.

Another …first step for peace in the Middle East?


NATO and Afghan forces have launched an operation to drive Taleban insurgents from the outskirts of the southern city of Kandahar.

…after the prison break!


You might see a copycat Ovi magazine.

Remember that whoever copycats Ovi magazine shows how limited and untalented some parasites can be!


Australia is hoping to boost tourism by launching a campaign on the back of Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman's new film, which is set in the Outback.

Since when are icebergs are tourist attractions in ...Australia?


Amy Winehouse remains in hospital in London after fainting at home on Monday afternoon, with tests on the singer so far proving "inconclusive".

Ha, another name for …crack! Inconclusive!


Former terrorist suspects detained by the United States were tortured, according to medical examinations detailed in a report released Wednesday by a human rights group.

They are …inconclusive also!!!


Of course it looks like copycat is a Finnish disease!

Any Ovi that …connects people it just connects …copycats! There is only one Ovi, the one you just read!

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AP2008-06-23 19:35:44
"Some suggest that behind closed doors, many Turks share Bulent Ersoy's exasperation"

"Any Ovi that …connects people it just connects …copycats!"
Ahah good one.

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