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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-06-23 08:28:49
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Almost every public transport vehicle has a poster of President R G Mugabe - "For total independence & total control".

Mugabe is definitely a freak!

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One of Turkey's best known singers, the transsexual Bulent Ersoy, has gone on trial charged with attempting to turn the public against military service.

Turkey practices …travesty justice!

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Some suggest that behind closed doors, many Turks share Bulent Ersoy's exasperation.

No comment!!!

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President George W Bush has called on Congress to end a 27-year ban on drilling for oil in US coastal waters, to reduce dependence on imports.

Somebody needs to drill his head to find if there is any brain in there!

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South African President Thabo Mbeki is in Zimbabwe for talks with Robert Mugabe, amid growing concern over violence ahead of next week's poll.

Who woke him up?

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It is time for the leaders of Africa to say to President Mugabe that the people of Zimbabwe deserve a free and fair election.

That was Condoleezza Rice still …sleeping!

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Spain and South Africa both "gave the green light" for a failed coup in oil-rich Equatorial Guinea, a British mercenary has told a court in Malabo.

It must be the first time the USA or UK are not blamed for a coup!

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Israel has approved a ceasefire to end months of bitter clashes with the Palestinian Islamist movement Hamas in Gaza, Israeli officials have confirmed.

Another …first step for peace in the Middle East?

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NATO and Afghan forces have launched an operation to drive Taleban insurgents from the outskirts of the southern city of Kandahar.

…after the prison break!

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You might see a copycat Ovi magazine.

Remember that whoever copycats Ovi magazine shows how limited and untalented some parasites can be!

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Australia is hoping to boost tourism by launching a campaign on the back of Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman's new film, which is set in the Outback.

Since when are icebergs are tourist attractions in ...Australia?

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Amy Winehouse remains in hospital in London after fainting at home on Monday afternoon, with tests on the singer so far proving "inconclusive".

Ha, another name for …crack! Inconclusive!

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Former terrorist suspects detained by the United States were tortured, according to medical examinations detailed in a report released Wednesday by a human rights group.

They are …inconclusive also!!!

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Of course it looks like copycat is a Finnish disease!

Any Ovi that …connects people it just connects …copycats! There is only one Ovi, the one you just read!


 
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AP2008-06-23 19:35:44
"Some suggest that behind closed doors, many Turks share Bulent Ersoy's exasperation"
LOL

"Any Ovi that …connects people it just connects …copycats!"
Ahah good one.


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