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by Thanos Kalamidas
2008-02-10 10:29:29
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Democratic hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton remain neck and neck and are battling for every vote.
For every damn penny I would say according to the rumors at least!
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Mike Huckabee is projected to win the Kansas caucus, US reports say - but he stands no chance of catching front-runner John McCain. The third remaining Republican Ron Paul is also trailing badly.
…and who remembers the story with the turtle and the hare?
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Mr. Huckabee said on Saturday that he had no intention of quitting. "Am I quitting? Let's get that settled right now. No, I'm not."
He’s probably waiting for the voters to quit on him first! Hmmm, I think they have!!!
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Burma will hold a constitutional referendum in May and general elections in 2010, the country's military junta has announced on state media.
And the new constitution will say, everybody who doesn’t love us and adore us is going to be …shot!
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Leaders of striking US film and TV writers have told their members they have reached a "tentative deal" which could end their three-month strike.
Good, I had enough of the channels repeating the same episodes of "Friends" again and again!!!
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The US Congress has passed a $167bn (£86bn) economic stimulus plan aimed at helping to bolster the world's largest economy and avoid a recession. The package includes one-off rebates of up to $600 for individuals and $1,200 for couples plus $300 for each child.
And how are the millions of homeless are going to get that?
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The global economy could deteriorate further in the wake of the global credit crunch, a meeting of the G7 group of wealthy nations has warned.
Believe it or not, they are going to make profit even from …global warming! They are going to tax sweat!
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Turkey's parliament has approved two constitutional amendments easing the ban on women wearing Islamic headscarves in universities.
I suppose after veiling ideas and democracy they must veil their heads now!
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Silvio Berlusconi has launched his bid to become Italian prime minister for a third time.
I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry - the clown is back!
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"The left brought Italy to its knees," Mr. Berlusconi said. "We say, 'Italy, pick yourself up!"
After reading the second part two things crossed my mind, “Italy, pick yourself up and start running. Silvio is coming" or better “Italy, pick yourself up and kick Silvio’s ass!"
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Mr. Berlusconi is urging centre-right parties to unite under a new grouping, named "People of Freedom", to contest the elections.
People of freedom under the big Silvio brother!!! I can only laugh with his …genius!
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France's President Sarkozy says the "very idea of the nation is at stake" unless poor, mainly ethnic minority suburbs wracked by riots are revived.

Here the second European clown, Silvio and his French clone.
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I want to tell these kids, who are French, nobody will be judged by their skin colour, or by the address of their district.
Nicolas with these very words you have already judge them, they didn’t need you to tell them that they are French!
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You might see a copycat Ovi magazine
Remember that whoever copycats Ovi magazine shows how limited and untalented some parasites can be! But the legal system prevails, especially the Mexican one!

    
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Alan2008-02-12 11:39:57
"limited and untalented parasites" :) I like that about the Ovi magazine copycats


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