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by Asa Butcher
2007-09-23 09:40:19
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The UN is ready to broaden its activity in support of Iraq, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon has said. Mr Ban said at a key meeting in New York the time for determined action on Iraq had come, but that a greater UN presence would need better security.

It is now on Ban Ki-Moon's "To-Do List" right after Darfur, paint fence, take out rubbish, buy milk…

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Welfare recipients living in some beach areas will be the target of a new crackdown by the Australian government. Ministers say that some coastal towns have "stubbornly" high unemployment where people refuse to work and choose instead to surf and relax on the beach.

Wipe out!

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A Californian man has been charged with using his false leg to smuggle three endangered iguanas from a nature reserve in Fiji to the United States. Prosecutors say Jereme James stole the banded iguanas while on a visit to the South Pacific Island in 2002.

If the man had been Muslim I am sure he and the three iguanas would have been labelled a terrorist cell.

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Singer Britney Spears has been charged with hit-and-run and driving without a valid licence. She is accused of hitting a parked car and driving away from a Los Angeles car park on 6 August, a spokesman for the city's attorney's office said.

Thank the Lord for Hollywood Three! Where would we be without Paris Hilton, Lindey Lohan and Britney Spears?

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Schools are being given guidance urging them to take firm action against pupils who use mobile phones and the internet to bully other children and teachers. More than a third of 12 to 15-year-olds have faced some kind of cyberbullying, according to a government study.

It seems even bullying is changing with technology.

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Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has been ranked as the wealthiest person in America for the 14th year in a row. Forbes magazine put Gates' fortune at $59bn, with investment guru Warren Buffet in second place with a net worth of $52bn.

Gates has deservedly earned every cent. Well done to &%¤/)(%)%¤)¤)&= Program not responding.

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Bluetongue disease, a virus that has killed livestock across Europe, has been found in the UK for the first time - in a cow at a farm in Suffolk. There have been nearly 3,000 cases in Northern Europe since July, which had fuelled fears of its UK arrival.

Is that similar to Bluetooth?

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Arctic sea ice shrank to the smallest area on record this year, US scientists have confirmed. The National Snow and Ice Data Center (NSIDC) said the minimum extent of 4.13 million sq km (1.59 million sq miles) was reached on 16 September.

Don't worry! It's just a blip!

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Anne Desclos author of the 1954 erotic novel Histoire d'O (Story of O) would have been 100 today. Story of O is about a beautiful Parisian fashion photographer, O, who is blindfolded, chained, whipped, branded, pierced, made to wear a mask, and taught to be constantly available for oral, vaginal, and anal intercourse.

A typical Friday night in most homes.

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The one and only Ovi magazine of course!


   
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