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Dupenews: Trump's space-force to nuke hurricanes & forest fires Dupenews: Trump's space-force to nuke hurricanes & forest fires
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-08-28 06:38:57
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

President Trump has announced that the newly formed space-force will fire nuclear weapons to stop hurricanes and forest fires. First we nuke Costa Rica and then we nuke the Amazon, his latest motto.

“Brave men and women dressed in the honourable space-force red and blue uniform will beam over hurricanes and forest fires and with their laser-nuke pistols will hit mercilessly the evil. Then we will send the real nukes.”

Later he added that he has asked for Kim Jong-un’s cooperation which he offered gladly as long he can have a meeting with Melania Trump to prove to the world that they have met.

Sources in the White house unsuccessfully denied everything but with all the lies coming out of the white house nobody believes their denial.

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