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Dupenews: Cold weather in UK due to failure to build a wall with Mexico Dupenews: Cold weather in UK due to failure to build a wall with Mexico
by Theodore K. Nasos
2019-01-23 10:17:34
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

The American President, Donald Trump, in an exclusive interview with Fox & Friends explained in great detail that the cold weather in the UK is due partly to Prime Minister Theresa May’s Brexit plan but mainly because there is no wall with Mexico to stop the cold wave.

He continued saying to Ainsley Earhardt that “a cold stream of terrorist winds accompanied with stoned snow is hitting us and all our allies and what do we do? We don’t put Hillary in prison. Because it is Hillary to blame for the snowstorm in Birmingham and Manchester.”

Later the president added another horrific detail, “the shutdown happened to protect the poor civil servants from the winds and the snow. They are much better at home.” To Brian Kilmeade who mentioned something about these people not getting paid, the president said that “they should pay me for protecting them from the cold.”

Later the press secretary added something about caravans of hail the size of a football.  

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