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Dupenews: Congressman claims harassment from aliens
by Theodore K. Nasos
2018-10-11 08:41:02
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

After voting for Kavanaugh, a Republican congressman claimed that he did so because he is too victim of sexual harassment from a green little creature with big eyes who visited him in his all-men GOP club.

“He was undressing me with his eleven big eyes. He also smelled alcohol.” The congressman said to our special reporter. I had only a Kavanaugh amount of beer but the alien definitely had more, I know, I could see it. I’m a kindergarten baseball couch, I know these things.”

For a few minutes the congressman went quiet for his hourly Trump-loyalty pray and when he returned he asked us if we know any good Kavanaugh-style pub to spend his evening.  We could only show him the Supreme Court.

He left screaming: metooth, metooth...



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