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Dupenews: Serial sexual predators demand from FBI Kavanaugh-style investigation Dupenews: Serial sexual predators demand from FBI Kavanaugh-style investigation
by Theodore K. Nasos
2018-10-06 10:09:39
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Disclaimer: This is a satirical news piece, just for fun, read at your own risk!

Serial sexual predators in USA demand from the FBI their accusations to be dealt the same way the Federal Bureau investigated Kavanaugh’s case and the courts to act just like US Congress did. After all, always according to their statement, the congress and the Supreme Court are the institution responsible for the laws applied in their cases and obliged to live by example.

In separate statements some of them pointed that watching carefully everything happened and said in Kavanaugh’s hearing, could easily apply in their cases; with some of them going as far to hire Chuck Grass and Mitch McLowell in their defending team.

“They are the best,” one of them said. “They can make a case of your innocence to your own so-called victim and win the hearts and the minds of all gun-carrying NRA members”

“Bart has shown us the way, next time I will ask the prosecutor how many beers he drunk the night before.” Said another one.

Another one is expecting his release papers from the new Supreme Court judge. His only comment was “Exactly the same case, it was a drinking game.”

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