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A blog with a cat: Make this Apartment Great Again A blog with a cat: Make this Apartment Great Again
by Ovi Magazine Guest
2017-08-07 11:13:12
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A blog with a cat: Make this Apartment Great Again
By Ruby the Cat

Dear blog,

Today I woke up in the middle of the night – as usual – hungry and thirsty, as usual. But ready for action. Checked for a fox but I needed a mouse. That's what I thought and I checked under the sofa and everything that could hide a mouse but no mice anywhere in the house. Sad. We need to Make this Apartment Great Again. We need mice.

cat_400I called the local National Federation of Republican Cats explaining my problem and they suggested to hire Catamucci. Catamucci is unemployed at the moment after a glorious ten-day gig at the Dark House where he was caught in a catfight with a squirrel and a weasel with pervert sexual habits.

Then I met Catamucci but I didn’t like him. He has a dirty mouth. Bad breathe. Probably eating too many dead mice. So I turned this time to the National Rotten Association, Siamese cat-supremacists in the closet. The problem with them is that they cannot distinguish a cat from a mouse, according their spokesperson Diva Leech, cats, mice, dogs, they all look the same.

Dear blog, disappointed that there were be no way to Make this Apartment Great Again I have turned to the General, but more about him in my next blog.

Meow


  
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