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by Thanos Kalamidas
2006-12-06 09:37:11
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Unable to win Senate confirmation, U.N. Ambassador John Bolton will step down when his temporary appointment expires within weeks, the White House said Monday.

Yes, I do believe!!! Thank you, Santa Claus!!!

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Britain's senior law enforcement official said on Sunday that an inquiry into the death of a former KGB agent had expanded overseas, and a U.S.-based friend of the former agent said he told police the name of the person he believes orchestrated the poisoning.

…and this person's name is Vladimir, but his friends call him Putin?

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Chile's former military leader Augusto Pinochet has shown a slight improvement but his condition remains serious after surgery following a heart attack.

Right because his prison cell waits!!!

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John Bolton resigned!

First Donald and now Bolton, how much more good news can we hear in so short a time?

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South Africa's most-wanted criminal has been captured two weeks after escaping from a top security jail near Pretoria. Ananias Mathe, 29, from Mozambique, was detained last December on more than 50 charges, including murder and rape.

Stupid me, I thought they were talking about Botha!!!

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Iraq's national security adviser says he is shocked by UN head Kofi Annan's suggestion that the average Iraqi is worse off than under Saddam Hussein.

Oh know, there was something worst then, having to see Saddam's moustache all the time on television!!!

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Penguin cartoon Happy Feet has held off the latest James Bond film Casino Royale for the third week in North American cinemas.

No comment…can I smile? Can I laugh!!! Lol!!!

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John Bolton resigned!!

George, can you hear the bells? Are they jingling?

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A film about a secret policeman in the former East Germany has taken the top prize at the European Film Awards in Warsaw.

After all, they've been…watching for so many years, it was about time for somebody else to…watch them!!!

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Emmerdale star Ben Freeman has been charged with raping a British woman while on holiday in Barbados, the Foreign Office has confirmed.

Oh no, it wasn't part of the scenario…now we need a new script, with a courtroom and prison cell!!!

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Don't forget to read Ovi's first-ever Christmas story with Mika Moose!!!

And Matti Magpie!

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Comedian Rosie O'Donnell has defended actor Danny DeVito who appeared on her US TV show apparently drunk. "Danny DeVito is not an alcoholic," said O'Donnell, who co-hosts morning talk show The View, "He's just a guy who had too many with his friend."

And, apparently, a short distance between his mouth and stomach.

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Berlusconi appeared in a meeting of his party's youth for the first time after his faint incident!

He's back!!! The clown is back!!! Naturally, he went to a meeting with young people, entertainment is very important and clowns must be part of the show!

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Berlusconi is back, Bolton is out, Donald is out!!! This iBite has been a pure joy!!!

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And don't forget…20 more days!


 
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